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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

A dog was barking at a tree

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

PIED NINNY!

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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