- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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