A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. He didn't, this joke gets old really fast

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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this is not a drill.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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haha

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

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penis

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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