A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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American: Nice cowboy hat Australian: hahahahahaha American: What's so funny? Australian: You're so incompetent... American: What does incompetent mean? Australian: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/Trollface.svg/200px-Trollface.svg.png

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Anti Joke

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