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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Asians.

the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Knock Knock The doors already open

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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