- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

to get to the other side.

If youre African, why are you white?

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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