- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

minorities.....

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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