- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

Thats what she said

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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