whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Can a man reproduce with only one testicle? No because girls don't dig that sh*t

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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