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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Your mom is so old she died

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Good afternoon.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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