Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

How will the world end? That information is unknown

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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