Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

thumb_up thumb_down +1

OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruising at about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, the cops were waiting. He was found guilty in court and forced to pay the blonde a settlement of $250, 000.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops