- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

whats up and also down? your mum

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

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