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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

knock,knock you suck

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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