- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your mother is dead.

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Kefka > Sephiroth

AIDS.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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