- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

White men's rights

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

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