Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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