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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

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BIG PENIS

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

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Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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