- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

How do the american stop getting fat ? They don't.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

whats worse than jonny james obviously

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

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