- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so how about that irline food

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

what did the farmer do? plant

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Smoke weed till i die nigga

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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