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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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