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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the teacher ask her student about the test? Because she was in the hospital the day of the test because her husband was hit by a rail road spike and died but she was so devoted to her job she wanted to know.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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