why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Daniel is a fag

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