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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

A seal walks into a club.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

whats up and also down? your mum

what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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