"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Why? Why not?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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