once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

THe Election

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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