What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

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MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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10inch nice

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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