Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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I'm Coming

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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