A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

I just threw up..In my pants.

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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