Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Gay republicans

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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