- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

what is orange? an orange

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

I'm HIV positive.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Who is John Galt?

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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