Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Shea's sty....

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Nero, sure you are okay?

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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