- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Will nearis is here! Get it

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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