- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

A. THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE B. WHAT?!? PUNCH A. IT WAS PAINNNNNNNNN

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

Sticks and stones may break my bones.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

This is not a joke

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

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