Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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