- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Christianity.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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