- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

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