- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

George Bush.

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

Mitt Romney

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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