- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

womens rights.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

breasts

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Asians

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

What? Yes.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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