Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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You idiot thats 9 letters

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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