- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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