Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why didn't Sally get back up? She had no legs Guess who's getting prosthetic legs for Christmas! Not Sally.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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