- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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