Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Why did samba hurt her head? Because she fell out of her mum muff

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

What is 33 + 1? Penis

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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