What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Women's rights.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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