- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Ian's mind Elevator music

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

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