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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

A: Do you like it B: No

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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