Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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