Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

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Why did the man lose his job at the orange juice factory? Because the economy is shitty and none of the higher ups are willing to take a pay cut and they’re still paying themselves massive bonuses, the result of which are layoffs across all departments.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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baloney sandwich

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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