sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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